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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 09:08

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

How did you get to be a leftist?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Goldfinger

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Nintendo has replaced the longtime voice of Peach and Toad - Polygon

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Magic Johnson Bluntly Blames Two Players for Knicks' Season-Ending Loss - Sports Illustrated

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Super-Earth discovered in habitable zone of sun-like star via TTV technique, paving way for 'Earth 2.0' searches - Phys.org